I've come to the conclusion that cows can't jump. Oh sure, they can temporarily look like frolicking ladies, when they are being chased through a field.
But when did you last see a cow slam dunk? See what I mean?
cowabungie I'm just your average cow. My favorite pastime is cud chewing. I also like practical jokes. My favorite joke is to tie deer antlers to my head, and then paint a red target on my side.
